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		|  |  |  |  |  | Mr. Durden, you've been admitted to this ER seven times in the last two weeks with multiple contusions and lacerations.  Are you participating in some form of illegal activity? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Nurse, I've explained this several times already.  I cut myself shaving. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Do you typically shred your clothing, blacken both eyes and rupture your spleen while shaving? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | It's my disposable razors.  I buy them at Dollar Tree. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Do you buy your little pink bar soap there, too? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | For a bitch with no nose, you sure are nosey. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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