Male Abstinence

Author: coldpizza

Date: August 5, 2008

by coldpizza
8-05-08
Let's go see Sex and the City tonight!
You already watch that slut opera once a week on HBO. Why would we spend another 20 bucks to sit through it at a theater?
You watch Jackass every week and we saw that at the theater. We even went to see the sequel.
Jackass doesn't subject its audience to false pretenses. Every guy on the show is a bona fide jackass. The title isn't "Shenanigans and the Suburbs". Why isn't Sex and the City called "Whores"?
Please? I'll buy the popcorn.
Fuhgetaboutit. I watched Big Brown blow the Triple Crown. That's about the closest I plan on getting to a Sarah Jessica Parker sex scene.