Crazy Eights

Author: coldpizza

Date: August 8, 2008

by coldpizza
8-08-08
Harold, today is a particularly significant day. I'd like you to circle it on your desk calendar.
Happy birthday, Mr. Thompson.
No, no ... not THAT significant. It's August 8th. Eight, eight, o-eight! Perfectly symmetrical dates like this only come around once every thirteen months!
Wow. I suppose I don't put enough thought towards such trivial bullshit. That really DOES make it a special day. Mind if I take the rest of the afternoon off to celebrate?
Absolutely not. Mind if I bitchslap you for being a sarcastic little prick?