Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  coldpizza  
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by coldpizza
7-04-02
Ok, so what happens the next time u go to light up a Marlboro and, suddenly, u realize "Hey, I don't know how to start a fire!"? Followed shortly after by, "Whoa! My stupid ass is extinct!"?
Dude, all u non-smokers ever do is preach.
I'm not trying to preach. I'm trying to talk some sense into u. For Christ's sake, u've got nicotine stains on ur horn!
Lmao @ Christ. Better check the timeline again, asshole, u might be off by several billion years. o0o and sipping a decaffeinated blend is adding centuries to ur life. Wtf does a T. Rex know?
Well, at least I had that "Bang a Gong (Get it On)" hit back in the 70's.
That was Power Station. I hope Michael Crichton gives u a lisp.
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