coraxx

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My favorite part of the Indiana Jones trilogy is when Rodney Dangerfield was coaching that really bad girls soccer team and he made Indiana put on a wig and play for the team. I laughed my ass off. (RIP Jonathan Brandis)

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A half-real story

by coraxx
1-10-03


	Ok so I'm in the mall buying pillows and I couldn't find the register.


	So I checked out in women's undergarments. (The closest counter I could find.)


	And as I'm walking out with this big ass bag from women's undergarments I think so myself.


	I wonder if anyone watching me carry this huge bag thinks I have a really really fat kinky girlfriend.


	Then I start thinking to myself.


	I hope no tells my really really REALLY fat girlfriend this. She might think I'm cheating on her.

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