Finally I crabby have found the perfect way to beat the heat. I've just created a robo lincoln to help me pass the time.
Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: Conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Oh no! Someone created a robo John Wilkes Booth and he looks like he's up to no good.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war. . .testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated. . . can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war.
RAAAAAARRRRRR! ROBO JOHN WILKES BOOTH WILL CORNHOLE YOU!