Awkward

Author: crabby

Date: February 14, 2006

by crabby
2-14-06
Son, I hate to embarass you, but I've got to come right out and ask this. Have you been masterbating?
Ummm....
Its a perfectly normal occurence in a young mans life, you shouldn't feel ashamed.
Well dad, yeah, I have been masterbating. Alot.
Have you been thinking of me while you do it?
No.