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| Dad, my balls hurt. It feels like my cock isn't connected to my body and it just sits there numb and limp. I probably jerk it about 16 times a day. | |
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| Are you using any sort of lubricant? | |
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| I used to use lotion, but my cock became so smooth that I was no longer excited about stroking it. I enjoy the rough texture only my unique penis can offer. | |
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| Well now your unique penis is dead. | |
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| So grow the fuck up and start making sacrifices like an adult. | |
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