Behold the demon spawn from which great power shall some day arise!
Yeah he's 5 months now. So you say he has power huh?
He is filled with the fury of the Dark Lord himself! He contains enough hell fire in his veins to feed a million hell fire hungry dragons for the rest of eternity!
He made the cutest noise yesterday.
That noise played backwards contains directions to HELL! The child will repeat the same noise on his 34 birthday! After which he will return home to HELL to take the throne from the Dark Lord!