nothing is worse than being secret santa for a bipolar ogre.

Author: crabby

Date: December 2, 2009

by crabby
12-02-09
Clovis! What are the odds I would find you on this busy urban street? I have a question, I have been meaning to ask you. I have you in the secret santa grab bag and I was wondering what you would like
Sam... This is quite awkward. Under my name on the sheet of paper I listed three items any of which would work quite well as a gift.
Yeah, I saw that, but I wanna get you something real good! Don't worry about the price.
Well, I suppose I'd like a time machine so I can go back in time and stop you from ruining the surprise of who got me in the Secret Santa until Christmas day. It is one of my favorite traditions.
Sorry, buddy!
You fucked up Sam. I HATE YOU!