Possibly caused by a tumor? (Pray for me)

Author: crabby

Date: September 10, 2012

by crabby
9-10-12
JEREMY! YOUR TEST RESULTS ARE IN! IT TURNS OUT IT'S GOOD NEWS, POLIO! YOU'RE GOING TO GET A REALITY SHOW!
Dr. Bacon... Give it to me straight. Will my dick work?
Billy, what if I told you that everything is part of something, but in the end nothing really matters?
Are you trying to distract me from a broken dick with an existential crisis?
I'm not going to lie to you Phillip. Your dick won't be great.
LOL! Fuck you, Dr. Bacon!