CLASSIC COUPE

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must assume an alias for awhile and pretend that everything is ok. Everything is ok.

The creepy pedophile.

by lildeucecoup
5-15-07


	You know where I can score some mushrooms?


	Sir, I'm a mall cop. I can call the real cops and have you busted.


	As a mall cop, would you know where I could score some boomers?


	What does a 45 year old man need with shrooms anyway?


	I use them to lure teens to my house to watch films.