CLASSIC COUPE

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Cookie Sale

by lildeucecoup
5-15-07


	Hi, I'm going door to door trying to sell cookies for my daughters girlscout troop...


	If you're going door to door then what are you doing in my backyard?


	I just noticed you standing here and I figuered I'd walk up to you instead of going to the door.


	Did it ever occur to you that maybe I have a wife inside who doesn't care about money and would buy as many cookies as you want?


	Ummm... Do you have a wife inside who doesn't care about cookies and will buy all the cookies I want her too?