CLASSIC COUPE

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must assume an alias for awhile and pretend that everything is ok. Everything is ok.

Boilermakers

by lildeucecoup
5-25-07


	Dad, I've been thinking about it and I've decided to apply at Purdue.


	Purdue? Son, your skin doesn't even have any pigment. What makes you think you could get accepted at Purdue?


	I'm....really not sure what my skin pigment has to do with anything.


	You see me son? Take a good look at my skin. What do you notice about it?


	That's what a Purdue man looks like.