CLASSIC COUPE

There comes a time in everyone's life when they must assume an alias for awhile and pretend that everything is ok. Everything is ok.

Job Interview

by lildeucecoup
5-27-07


	Hi, I'm Ben. I'll be conducting this interview.


	Alright, so what makes you think you'd be right for this position?


	I love people. You know what I mean?


	Well, I'm afraid you're hideous and I won't be hiring you, but thanks for coming in.


	Thank you for your time. I left several copies of my resume with your secretary incase you change your mind.