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by creepymcgee
5-15-06
I have so much money, it's pissing me off.
...you could always give me some.
I can't it's all for my car...
...then I have to buy a $2200 clarinet.
Scott, I can think of much cheaper things for you to blow.

 

by creepymcgee
5-15-06
Hey, did you read my first comic?
Yes, I volunteer myself.
Yeah, I bet I could make a comic with you in it. You're usually pretty funny.
Actually, I meant I was volunteering myself as something cheap to blow on.

 

by creepymcgee
5-15-06
So Carrie called me last night in tears.
Oh yeah?
Apparently she heard that I had been saying a lot of "hurtful things" about her.
Did you tell her that if she would stop being such a bitch you wouldn't have to say those hurtful things about her?

 

by creepymcgee
5-15-06
So I called all the eye doctors in town, and the only place I could get you an appointment was the Wal*Mart Eye Center.
Ugh, okay....Thanks, Mom.
So, are you getting new frames?
Well, I thought I could just get new lenses put in my old frames...how long do you think that will take? Because I have to work later.
I don't know, probably a few hours. You could walk around or something.
Wait, are you implying that I should walk around Wal*Mart legally blind for a few hours?

 

by creepymcgee
5-16-06
So, I dropped out of Advanced Placement English.
How come?
The teacher said my concepts were well, but my grammar sucked.
...

 

by creepymcgee
5-16-06
I had a teacher who actually said this in class...
Sometimes, this job makes me want to kill myself...
...and you.

 

by creepymcgee
5-16-06
You drive good.
'Well', it's 'You drive well'.
Not when you're from Delaware, it isn't.

 

by creepymcgee
5-16-06
At the Sharptown Carnival. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
God, everyone here is so trashy and gross.
Why did we come here again?
I don't know. But the rides are all broken, and the food looks like it could give me cardiac failure upon ingestion.
Seriously, and where are all the hot people??!
Oh my God.... We ARE the hot people!

 

by creepymcgee
5-19-06
Nintendo should have stuck with the Revolution.
Okay, how about this? I'll buy a PS3 and you buy the Wii. Then when we're together you can play with my PS3...and my Wii. Heh.
You mean you're getting a Wii, too?
To save us all the horror.
No...I was just making a bad joke about my penis. Didn't you get it?
What? No? ...That was a joke? I didn't even realize it until you just said that. ...That was just sad.
<3 I love you.
I know.
Thezifster, you've reached a new low.

 

by creepymcgee
5-19-06
Daddy! Daddy! There's a dead cardinal on the lawn!
Really? That's a shame.
Yeah, the Vatican says they are coming to pick him up on Sunday.
Ba dump bum tshhhh!!!!!

 

by creepymcgee
5-21-06
So, I have this weird pain running through the middle of my chest. I bet it's a pulled muscle.
I bet it's the Bird Flu.
What?

 

by creepymcgee
5-22-06
Hi! Did you need help finding anything?
Yeah, I'm looking for this game for my son, but I can't remember the title.
Well, can you give me a good description?
Yeah, it's the one where you run around killing people. And if you don't find the right one from that bit of evidence, I'm going to get all pissy about how you can't do your job.
If only...

 

by creepymcgee
5-23-06
Oh my God, something amazing just happened!
What's that?
Someone from EBgames called to see if we had a game in stock...and he was actually nice to me!!
Wow.
Every other person from EB has always been a total douchebag.
Yeah, I bet he was a former GameStop employee.

 

by creepymcgee
6-10-06
Conversation with Professor...
You all look so tired...have any of you ever actually fallen asleep in class before?
I have.
Oh yea? What class was it?
Like every one in my senior year of high school.
Jeez, how did you make it here?
Funny you ask...I was pretty sure that was exactly how I ended up here.

 

by creepymcgee
6-11-06
I'm from Maryland, and my boyfriend is from Massachusetts.
So I saw Cars last night.
Oh yea? How was that?
It was cute, but kind of lame when Larry the Cable Guy's character used all of his real life catchphrases in the movie.
Who?

 

by creepymcgee
6-12-06
Hey, boyfriend.
Hi, I'm a stereotypical Northehneh who can't prahnahnce the lettah R and I think I'm so wicked awesome!
Uh Huhh.
Also, I can't live without a cahhhload of cawffee a day and maybe that's why I can't drive for shit! And I don't know anything about people who aren't rich WASPs like me!
AND I LOVE THE NEW YAWK YANKEES!!!!

 

by creepymcgee
6-14-06
Hey, make a comic about how I foolishly chose that really expensive college and now my life is ruined!
Oh, you mean the one you chose over the other school that offered you a completely free ride?
...yeah....but it was Jersey!!!--
--And how you're going to be paying BOTH loans off forever when you could be 23 years old and enjoying life debt-free with your well-paying job?
Oh, God! Now I'm sad!
I'm not. My school is cheap.

 

by creepymcgee
6-15-06
I had to pay for my birth control today because the doctor's office ran out of sample packs.
RARRR!!!!
WITH insurance coverage, it was $45 for only one month.
RARRR!!!!
Since, I have decided the reason there are so many babies in the world is because no one can fucking afford to prevent them!
SHUT UP AND LET ME EAT YOU!!!

 

My last comic was pretty dumb on purpose and now I am ashamed soooooooo...this is my filler to cover it up.
DANCIN' BACON!
by creepymcgee, 6-15-06

 

by creepymcgee
6-24-06
Hi! Welcome to GameStop, how can I help you?
Hi there, sweetie. So um...do you actually know anything about video games at all?
Hi! Welcome to GameStop, how can I help you?
Yeah, um, I'd like to avoid you and ask your male associate a question about something really simple, like a release date.
TOBOR NEED KNOW MADDEN 07 RELEASE DATE!!!! YOU MUST COMPLY!!!
Finally, someone who isn't a sexist idiot....would you like to put a five dollar hold on the game, sir?

 

by creepymcgee
7-10-06
So what did you think of Pirates...2?
I loved it!!! Johnny Depp is sooooo hawt as a pirates omgarzgarz!!!!111! Did you like it too?!
Yeah, but I was really tired and fell asleep through that whole part when they were on...that....boat...
....................
Other than that it was good!

 

by creepymcgee
9-30-06
So I hope this new medication doesn't affect my "daily constitutional". I go regularly once a day, every morning.
...I thought a constitutional meant taking a walk.
I thought it meant going #2!
Hm...
Well, this means at least one of us is having really awkward conversations.

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