creepymcgee  

So I called all the eye doctors in town, and the only place I could get you an appointment was the Wal*Mart Eye Center.

Ugh, okay....Thanks, Mom.

So, are you getting new frames?

Well, I thought I could just get new lenses put in my old frames...how long do you think that will take? Because I have to work later.

I don't know, probably a few hours. You could walk around or something.

Wait, are you implying that I should walk around Wal*Mart legally blind for a few hours?