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| Hello...I'm Joan Jilloski and this is... | |
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| Her love slave, I mean co-host, Daniel Wellington. | |
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| Today is a slow news day so we're making up stories. | |
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| According to a new scientific study chocolate is so bad for you that you die as soon as you taste it. | |
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| Also a new wave of people who love the pope say...'of course the pope's not a murderer he's just been bored and drunk, plus sexually inactive for 60 years.' | |
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| Wow! That would cause me to kill everyone too. | |
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