cripplecomic  

im telling you kids like bacon he's a distraction to my measures of success

theres nothing i can do bacon guy your just to expensive to keep this company going

ill lower my prices idk look i need this job its hard enough living with my mom but without a job!

ill talk to him but im not promising anything

...see you sell for alot these days and he really needs the extra money so you know if you could split your promotion maybe...?