Not Funny, But Better Than Beating Up My Girlfriend

Author: crunchyfish

Date: March 2, 2001

Not Funny, But Better Than Beating Up My Girlfriend by crunchyfish 3-02-01
Hi, roommate. Hi! I'm your roommate! I'm a selfish, irrational asshole. Let me ruin your fun!	Well, I'm sure we can talk thi- I killed your dog and raped your mother! Oh, and I shit in your underwear drawer!	Well, we all have our quirks... Yes, we do! My quirk is being a huge fucking asshole!