Only thang comes from Texas is steers & queers

Author: ctkrod

Date: March 21, 2001

by ctkrod
3-21-01
When I grow up, I wanna be a cowboy just like you!
Aw shucks, bein' a cowboy's hard work, son
Aw, I've seen what you do. It looks like fun!
You think it'll be fun?
Sure, sitting around the campfire, putting on lingerie and taking turns being the "girlfriend"
Err...uh...I don't know what you're talking about