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this is when the story starts
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| i would love to make your baby | |
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| "you have won $1000000000" | |
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he gave me a quarter and tried to touch my penis.
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| if you really want to hear about it, i was eating some turkey and then a giganterific santa clause ran off with my shoe! | |
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| my beard is blue and i'm cooler than you. can i have some goat milk? | |
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