cutelittledoggy  

Oh, you're such a good boy!!! Does 'good boy' want an antiquity?

Is that the same as a bone?

Close enough in your case... now are you gonna' beg or not?

I'm sitting... isn't that good enough?

Don't get smart with me! You want an antiquity, you gotta' do a new trick. Now beg or you don't get one!!!

Thanks a lot for the wonderful offer, but I think I'll chew this bone I already got.