All comics by cyclometricus

 

by cyclometricus
1-27-03
After weeks of indecision, Cthulhu finally gathers the courage to ask Susie Gunderson to the prom.
Susie, your beauty is greater than all that I have seen through millennia. I can offer you power and wealth! Something that even the captain of the football team lacks.
Mitch owns a Mustang. Do you own a mustang?
No.

 

by cyclometricus
3-05-04
Good afternoon! Welcome to this utterly brilliant comic strip!
You may be asking yourself why this comic strip is considered brilliant. The answer is simple: it is self-reflexive. It is a meditation on its own shortfalls. A meta-comic, if you will.
Gah!
I never meta-comic I didn't like.

 

by cyclometricus
3-07-04
Mr. Cthulhu, it certainly was an exciting ceremony tonight. After five hundred years in the business, you were nominated for your first Academy Award. It's unfortunate that you didn't win.
Awards are for humans. I have mystical powers beyond anything your putrid little brains can conceive...
It was an honor just to be nominated.

 

by cyclometricus
3-10-04
You know...I've suddenly become very worried about the impact that I'm having on your children.
Nonsense.
I have this sudden fear that all of my violent programs might actually inspire random acts of cruelty. I think it's time that I end it all.
No! Without you, what would happen to the American Dream?
You're right.

 

by cyclometricus
7-05-05
You know, I feel terribly guilty.
Why?
I've been utterly lazy, and the only reason I passed is because my parents made a fuss.
But the President says that's all Ms. Denby's fault.
What a relief to know that someone is being held accountable.

 

by cyclometricus
9-09-05
Continued from: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/sabuwolf/265290. With Captain Stan vanquished, and nothing left to do, R2 decides to visit his old friend Kyle and relate tales of his travels.
And the bomb, it was all like, Kablammo and that kangaroo thing...
Fascinating!
My appetite has been whetted for some real adventure.
Please, let me join you. I'm so very bored and I long to break the chains that confine me to this dungeon that I call Tuckettsville.
As long as you're able to logically pick up where the storyline left off.
Naturally.

 

by cyclometricus
9-09-05
Continued from: http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/cyclometricus/309664. Accepting Kyle's promise to logically continue the storyline, R2 departs, unaware that a sinister plan is in the works.
All clear.
Gee willikers! My behind is full of brambles from hiding in those bushes!
It's only a matter of time until I take complete control of this comic and turn it into an outlet for my insecurity, completely spoiling whatever madcap fun was had with previous issues.
And together, we will provide rather naive social commentary and air petty grievances about other people we've known.
Meanwhile, Matthew has decided to follow the path of his idols in pursuit of sexual fulfillment.
Bond, baby. My name is James-fucking-Bond. Or Bono. Yeah. It's Bono.

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