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| What are you doing for Christmas? | |
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| I was thinking of treating myself to a couple porno DVDs. | |
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| You mean you are going to masturbate on Christmas, Jesus's birthday? | |
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| Everybody does it. USA Today just published an article, Christmas is the most masturbatory holiday after Halloween. | |
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| But playing with yourself makes baby jesus cry. | |
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