Everybody is getting laid nowadays

Author: daddydoright

Date: January 1, 2006

by daddydoright
1-01-06
Any meat market pickup bar
Hey baby! If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
That line is so old! My dad said he used it on my mom when they met in high school! That turns me on! Lets hook up in the parking lot!
Hey baby! (singing) "What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk! In that trunk!"
(singing), "I'm gonna make you scream! Make you scream!" Meet me in the lady's room stall for some freaky-deeky!
Hey mother! You want another?
Sure what the hell! You can't be anyworse than my other baby's father!