The difference between a illegal alien and a legal one is $$

Author: daddydoright

Date: February 11, 2006

by daddydoright
2-11-06
LEGAL ALIEN
"I like to pay these back taxes I owe. But I seemed to have misplaced my social securtiy card though." (wink,wink)
Oh don't worry we'll get you a new one in a jiffy!!
ILLEGAL ALIEN
Senor I cleaned the bathroom muey good.
Good! We got 16 other rooms for you to clean! Vah-ah-mos!