Rooming House Blues#2 (The Welcome Wagon)

Author: daddydoright

Date: May 18, 2006

by daddydoright
5-18-06
Knock At The Door!
I can't beleive my Dad kicked me out just cause he found my weed! The only place I could afford to live was this shitty boarding house room!
He let's him in
Hey Dude! Your new here huh? Got any beer or cigarettes??
Yah I just moved in. No, I don't have any beer or cigarettes.
Do you have any money I can borrow? I'll pay you back when I get my Social Security check! I get a check on account they think I'm nutz! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!
What did I get myself into? There's no place like home!!!! There's no place like home!!!! There's no place like home!!!!!!!!!!! Shit I'm still here!