Somewhere in Afghanastan the world's most hunted man makes plans to try and save his ass
Hassid! Go back to America and revitalize the anti-war peace movement! It is my only hope! The Americans are getting to close here!
Ok! Boss we did like you said! We infilitrated that Cindy Sheehans camp in Texas poseing as Liberals and had her plastered all over the American media berating the President!
a few months later
Excellent Hassid! But her 15 minutes are up! The Americans have short attenion spans! Time for Plan B! Try splitting up the Republican party by berating the President's Supreme Court candidates!
Yes my imperlious leader! That plan is even more genius than the last! It cannot fail! It will surely demoralize the Americans!
And a few weeks later
Well boss that didn't work either! Same as last time !At first they go for it, then they wise up and regroup. What should I do now?
I know! I will stick with what works! Does that Monica Lewinsky have a sister?!
