Goodevening! And welcome to channel 3 action news! Where if it bleeds, it leads, is our motto. We don't use the power of the media to strengthen our city but to build fear and hatred.
We at channel 3 news believe if we keep feeding you the viewers doom and gloom that it will brainwash you into eventually destroying eachother.
No ad libbing! Just keep reading the telepromter earthling!
Just kidding folks! Have a good night and better tommorows! You stay classy Big City Name.
