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How do you say, "Were fucked", in Chinese?
by
daddydoright
2-04-06
Today's top story in an unprecedent move. Over 24,000 U.S. public schools are now teaching Mandarin Chinese to it's grade school students.
(yelling)-Honey! Listen to this! They just said on the news that they are now teaching all the public school kids Chinese!
(far away voice)-Why would they want them to learn Chinese?! Kids now 'n days can't even learn English?
And in another story. The U.S. gross domestic product is at a all time low. We now import 1000 x's the amout we export to China.
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