(China's ambassodor)-Mr. President your country imports 1000x's the product it exports to China. Your entire economy is built on Chinese imports!
(The President)-Yes. I am quite aware of that Mr. Ambassodor.
As overheard in The White House
(ambassodor)- Our well funded lobbyists have all of Congress in our pockets. We have bought all of the world's gold futures. The American dollar is now practically worthless!
(The President)-Well...we see China as our friends to the east. We look forward to a long lasting business relationship built on peace and prosperity for both our countrys.
As overheard in The White House
(ambassodor)-Mr. President time to cut the shit! The Cold War was never over! The only thing that changed was the battlefield! And we kicked your ass! We now own the U.S.!
(The President)- I knew this was going to eventually happen! Ever since the day my astrologer told me MikeTyson got that tattoo of Chairman Mao!
