Ok! I think I sent out invitations to my Mom's funeral to everybody. Did I forget anybody?
YAH! What about my brother? He had this huge vase of flowers delivered with a sympathy card to our house! The least we can do is invite him and his family.
NO! I TOLD YOU!! I DON'T WANT THAT ASSHOLE at my Mom's funeral!
But honey?? I already talked to him and told him that we would call him to tell him where and what time it is on Saturday!
IF YOU EVER WANT ANY PUSSY EVER AGAIN! DO NOT!! I REPEAT! DO NOT call your fuckin brother!
My brother is right! She's a control freak! He is going to be pissed I didn't call! Oh well, I'll just let him drink my beer. Pussy is my priority to me! More so than unwanted family! Hey that rhymes!
