Wow! This sure is an impressive farm! You must have a thousand acres!
Pretty close. It's thirteen-hundred.
And look at all that new heavy duty farm machinery! Mind if I ask you a question?
Sure. Fire away.
All I see is corn! Corn don't pay worth a shit these days! How do you afford such a nice farm and all that fancy new machinery!
Should I tell him every other row is marijuana?? No. Those city types can't keep their mouths shut for the life of them! I'll tell him 'clever farming!'
