And our top stroy tonight! A mental patient wearing a large bunny suit escaped from the States prison for the criminally insane today! Local police are using civilian posses to help search woods.
Sounds like wabbit season to me!
Shhhhh! Be very, very quiet! I'm hunting wabbits! Huh, huh, huh, huh! Oh Mr. Wabbit! Where are you? I have a nice carrot for you!!
Right behind you Doc! And besides it's not wabbit season! It's duck season!