Hi! Like welcome to StarBucks! Can I interest you in some pseudo organic sounding trendy named pastry which is really very bad for you along with my pretensious snobby condesending attitude?
No thank you fucking loser who is working in a fast food coffee shop and is probablly only making in one year what I make in 1 month, but has the odassity to treat me like I'm her lesser!
Alright! I can see you are bitch! So I will get corportate on your ass!
Oh she didn't! She tried to get corportate on me! This little skank bitch doesn't know that I am assistant to the assistant secretary at the prestigous firm of Old Aristorcratic stuffy sounding name!
Overly extreme polite conversation, that doesn't match my body language but my eyes are seething with hatred!
Overly extreme polite conversation, that is quite obvious to any passerbys that it means exactly the opposite of what I am really saying and my eyes are locked on hers filled with seething cat hatred!
