Tuesdays at Guitar Center - the accessory department

Author: daft_paragon

Date: June 29, 2012

by daft_paragon
6-29-12
Dirk just needs to grab some picks during his lunch break
Excuse me, could you please get me a pack of those one point five milimeter Jazz three's up there?
Sorry bro - sax reeds are in our brass department
The accessory department once again proves frustrating
no, they are guitar picks... dunlop Jazz three... you've got like forty packs of them back there.
Never heard of them bro, you sure you don't want one of these instead? It shreds like crazy!
Next time, Dirk will just go on Amazon...
You're playing a Jazz three right now! And you're not shredding, you're playing a Chevelle song!
No way man, this ain't no jazz pick, it's pure rock!