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by dagger
8-22-03
One fine day at DEFENDER HQ...
Eugh... it's sticky.
Woah! What's wrong, dude?
Hey Sharrk. Donch tell anyone k? I pooped in my pants.
Dude! That's sick! LoL~! But hey, it's cool! I do it all the time too!
.....you're a shark. You don't WEAR pants!
Oh yeah... good point. I gotta tell the other guys that you pooped in your pants! LoL~!

 

by dagger
8-22-03
One fine day outside DEFENDER HQ...
YARR!!! Ph33r teh s1@y3r!!!
Hey there NeStA. Whatchoo doin?
Aw crap! How did you know it was me, Lyla?!
Easy. You're the only guy here that has koalas on his undies.
Wait...how did you know I'm wearing my koala undies?
Your fly's open, dear. Zip it up. You're scaring the others.

 

by dagger
8-22-03
One fine day at DEFENDER HQ....
Hi there. Estarrio here. I'd like to welcome you to DEFENDER HQ.
Here at DEFENDER, we're all one BIG happy family. We're just a group of people who get together on the GAMEFAQS Message Boards and have fun. I'd like to invite YOU to be a part of our large family.
The voices! The voices! AIEEE!!!
Aw crap... Dagger, you're scaring the people.

 

by dagger
8-22-03
One fine day in DEFENDER HQ...
Hmm. Ooooh. Aaaah.
Yo, Dagger. What're you reading?
Hmm. Ooooh. Aaaah.
Er....Dagger? Hullo? Yo dude!
Why did I write a letter to myself?
Dagger? Say something. You're scaring me.

 

by dagger
8-22-03
One fine morning at DEFENDER HQ...
Why?! Why must life continue to torment me so?!
Woah dude. Why so glum?
NinjaKitty made cookies and she ran out of milk. I wish to die now...
What?! Just because you didn't get any milk?!
What's the point of living when you have cookies but NO MILK!!! AIEEEEE!!!
Crazy bastard.....

 

by dagger
8-23-03
One fine day at DEFENDER HQ.....
Hey there, Estarrio. Could I ask you a question?
Sure thing, HG. Shoot.
Well, you and King Kain are the co-founders of DEFENDER but why is it that I've never even met this King Kain?
Heh. Kain's a little shy and his work commitments tend to take him away from DEFENDER. He's a busy man. Oh look, here's your chance to meet him! He's over there.
OMG!!! YOU SO TEH UG-LEH!!!
Get in mah belleh.

 

by dagger
8-31-03
One fine day outside DEFENDER HQ...
Dum-de-dum-de-dum...thong-thong-thong-thong-thong-thong...Wooo!
I don't get it. Isn't it strange that King Kain looks a lot like Cthulhu?! That's just WEIRD! What do you think, Dagger?
Would you like to see my wang?
Crazy bastard...

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