Jesus Adventures Part 3:

Author: daisuki

Date: May 19, 2008

by daisuki
5-19-08
Jesus teleports to the middle of a crime scene.
Sir, I'd suggest you put some clothes on.
I'm fucking Jesus. I don't need you listen to your shit.
Sir, I'm going to ask you one more time to put some clothes on.
Look, I don't think I can move my hands and feet very well. If you'd be willing to partake in assisting me to get some clothes, that would be great.
That's it, smartass. Put your hands up and don't move.
They're fucking up already and I can't even run anywhere. You don't need to pull out your fucking gun.