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Sorry if I look a little shocked, but I've never met a native Ecuadorian before.

Don't worry about it. I just have monkey pox today.

It says here we need 40 thousand crates of dildos and coloring books.

We can offer you our new Crayola Magic Color Dildos. They made us carry them after that tragic penis accident.

I heard about that. Is the girl alright?

She's fine besides the eyeball herpes.