dancemyminions  

I'd like to have my ballsacks of the world collection appraised.

I'll give you three dead crickts for it.

Are you sure? Do you know how hard it was to get that white rhino ballsack?

You doomed a species to extinction so that you could look at a wrinkly ballsack in a jar of formaldihyde?

I like looking at ballsacks.

I'll give you half a drowned hobo and that's my final offer.