being a robot isnt all that bad.

Author: danielscottferguson

Date: January 20, 2001

daniel scott ferguson contemplates his existence as a robot.
i wish i werent a robot and didnt act so strange!
how dare you function in such a manner, unit #dsf-3573!
but dont you get tired toiling in this factory, only to serve humans?
it could be worse, my friend!
...at least we arent in robot hell, where they feed us to giant stink bugs!
grrr.
help me!