darien

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"I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die, I expect to find him laughing." -Depeche Mode, as true for them as it is for me.

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Ask God!

by darien
7-04-01

It's time for Ask God, first let's see what Jesus thinks


	*God hic* whyzzit thasss I'm n alkoholic? hic Whyzzit thatcha dinnant make me a hic CEO or sumtin'?**


	I died for your sins, it's your bloody fault you resorted to booze.

Holy Spirit:


	It's because he wasn't enlightened by the holy book! His neighbor's didn't show him love by introducing him to Christianity!

God:


	The fifth day is free booze in the afternoon at the office, the alcoholism was created with good intention, I swear!

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