The Whistling Cowboy

Author: darth_testine

Date: March 14, 2001

by darth_testine
3-14-01
The West. A land of big -
[Pharrt!] Whew! Them campfire beans are wrestlin' my gut. Take'r from the top.
The West. A land of big skies and bigger -
[Pharrrrrrrrrt!] Tarnation! That stink would knock a dead skunk off a sh_t-wagon! Let's try'er again!
The West. A land of big skies and bigger men. Where a sound of a gun -
[Pharrrrrrriiipt!] Aw, dangit! That was a squirter. Hang on! I gotta go see man about a mule!