Dear Journal: What I thought was going to a brilliant clone, Some how has Turn out to be a racist Clown-like Ambomination. I have discontinued the army production,
And decided to study this specimen, Instead of Killing it, Cooking it and eating it as I planned originally.
I've decided to Name it Brook, After my estranged Ex-Wife. Just to insult her farther. Cause I hate her, Very Much.