YOU ARE IN... LAWSUIT PERGATORY!! THE PLACE WHERE SUED PEOPLE ARE IMPRISONED BEFORE THIER COURT DATE SO THEY DON'T FLUNK OUT ON US.
SEE THIS YOUNG GIRL? SHE MAY LOOK INNOCENT, BUT SHE WAS DISTIRBUTING EVERY SPOCK'S BEARD ALBUM IN EXISTENCE!!! INCLUDING BOOTLEGS!!! WE GOT HER ASS ON ICE! WE GETTIN' SOME HEFTY SETTLEMENT FROM HER!
SEE THIS BIRD, IT MAY LOOK LIKE YOUR AVERAGE BIRD, BUT WE THINK IT MIGHT HAVE EVERY METALLICA ALBUM!! INCLUDING A REMIXED VERSION OF THE "...AND JUSTICE FOR ALL" ALBUM! NOW WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, CAN WE!
