Hello Kids, I'm some mindless suit from the Riaa. I'm here to talk to you kids about file sharing and Mp3's, which is a threat to what we believe in, Which is "The Divine Right Of Stagnation".
To pound Anti-Mp3 propaganda and the Philosophy of "The Divine Right of Stagnation" into your heads in a kid friendly and patronizing style, Here's Captain Mp3 of the Technology Task Force!