Another Non-Objective Law Has been passed today, That will make All Farting Illegal. Including In the privacy in your own home. Some will say this is facism....
BUT IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, YOU PUNKS! HOW MANY MORE NON-OBJECTIVE LAWS DO WE NEED TO PASS BEFORE WE CAN KEEP YOU IDIOTS IN LINE! FARTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! HEY, I GOT MY FREE SPEECH RIGHTS!!!
I don't know why, But I can't help feel partially responsible...
