I think We need to talk. I Found a Bag of Evil in Your Backpack.
Not My Pot! How am I going to cop out now like the rest of my worthless pot smoking peers!
Mauruajna is a threat to Corprate Pharmucuticals and there Prof- Er I mean It's Bad For you.
Surely, There's worse things this PSA could preach about such as Cocain, Ether, Heroin, Meth, But these things don't treaten any adgendas, Only human lives! Oh wait, I mean...