All comics by dasgutt

 

by dasgutt
2-05-01
bastards! i can't believe i've been laid off
what will i do now?
don't forget i need you to leave the building immediately, scum
damn, that fire is hot
aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

by dasgutt
2-05-01
listen, cat, you should not have done that art, dig? you're gonna get in some serious water.
listen, i'm angry, i'm embittered, and i am ready for a fight!
alright, i'm just saying, watch your back, cat.
i am, you silly.
oh hell!
you betcha! i don't like inflammatory language, little girl. i'm calling my lawyer. and your employer

 

by dasgutt
2-08-01
finally, a much-needed night out
yum, that was a great dinner. lots of sangria...
i'm still drinking, and i need it!
someone can't get her groove on.
man, i'm tired. i'm so lame. i need a cab.
Hey! Tequila Shots All Around!
somone feels left out.
you are nobody. you are pathetic. everyone sees through you
man, i feel so alone and ridiculous. not even my giant ball makes me feel happy.

 

by dasgutt
2-20-01
Em looks for an apartment...
it's a steal. a real steal. honestly. you can't go wrong with this. you'd be insane not to jump on this.
$1500 for this? I guess I'm insane then...
Um, this is $1750 plus your broker's fee? Where's the bathroom?
Is amazing apartment. You want bathroom too? You want kitchen with full size fridge in good area for under $30000 and you expect bathroom too? You must be joking. Really.
Em realizes that she might be considered "too picky" to find an apartment she can afford in New York.
Look, I just don't feel comfortable here. I'm going home. Forget it.
Lemme tell you. In ten, fifteen years, this place is exploding. And you're getting in when it's cheap. It'll be better than SoHo, Williamsburg, TriBeca. People'll be dying to get a place here.

 

by dasgutt
3-21-01
an odd exchange...
hey i like your style
um, thanks
you like grace jones?
um, why
i gotta project you should work on with me...
you are history, mr.

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